Tees

Eleven t-shirts, eleven animals that have ended up somewhere nobody assigned them. A panda working a city dumpster at three in the morning. Three emperor penguins crossing open desert in strapped-on camel humps, checking a canteen that is already empty. An octopus most of the way up a mountain on eight limbs that were never meant for rock.

Unisex fit in black, sizes S through 2XL, printed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for a home. Standard fit: between sizes, size up; want it properly oversized, size up twice. Machine wash cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off the print.

Not sure on size? Don't order off your usual size — “medium” means something different at every brand. Lay flat a shirt you already like the fit of, measure it pit to pit across the chest and shoulder to hem, and email those two numbers. We'll tell you which size to order. Full method on the Sizing & Fit page, and it costs nothing to ask.

Most designs here also exist as a mug, an art print or a sticker. Browse by character in Team Menace and Team Zen, or size up the warmth with a crewneck. Free US shipping over $35.