Crewnecks

Five heavyweight crewneck sweatshirts for the cold-blooded and the geographically confused alike. Camels in homemade penguin tuxedos presenting identification at an Antarctic checkpoint. A polar bear in a flamingo-feather suit wading a tropical lagoon, enormous, extremely pink, and convinced this is working. A fennec fox knee-deep in arctic snow with ears built entirely for the desert.

Unisex fit in black, sizes S through 2XL, $40 (2XL $42), printed to order. Fleece-backed and heavy enough to be the thing you actually reach for in October. Standard fit — size up if you are between sizes or want room to layer a hoodie underneath.

Machine wash cold and inside out, tumble dry low. If sizing is the question, measure a sweatshirt you already own pit to pit and shoulder to hem and email us those numbers rather than guessing off a label — the full method is on the Sizing & Fit page.

Every crewneck design has a lighter t-shirt counterpart, and most extend into mugs and wall art. Browse the full cast by pairing: Penguins & Camels, Polar Bear & Flamingo, Arctic & Fennec Fox, Koala & Opossum, Octopus & Mountain Goat. Free US shipping over $35.