Team Menace

For the chaos-goblin. Dumpster pandas, three-in-the-morning menace, and a long unbroken record of questionable decisions. Everyone in this shop is in the wrong place — these ones are just enjoying it.

Team Menace is the half of the original swap where a panda takes over the city alley: elbow-deep in a knocked-over trash can, backlit by neon, entirely unbothered by how badly the raccoon disguise is working. It is the right side of the split for the friend who has never once been the responsible party in a group chat and is visibly proud of that.

Ten pieces across t-shirts ($32), 11oz mugs ($17), matte art prints ($25–$38) and weatherproof stickers ($8–$10). The flagship is the Local Menace Tee; the sleeper pick is the Undercover Tee, a panda in a raccoon's bandit mask throwing side-eye that says do not blow this for me — quietly the best gift for anyone with imposter syndrome.

The other half lives in Team Zen. Free US shipping over $35.