Night Shift Tee — 3AM Trash Panda T-Shirt
Free US shipping on orders over $35. Printed to order, so it leaves in 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days across the US, with tracking emailed the moment it ships. 30 days to send it back if it isn't right — and if it turns up damaged or wrong, I replace it at no cost to you. Unsure of your size? Two-minute sizing guide.
Three in the morning. A subway trash can goes over. Behind it, a panda that has clearly done this before, backlit by city neon and entirely unbothered by witnesses.
A funny night owl t-shirt for third-shift workers, insomniacs, and anyone whose best ideas arrive well after midnight. The night belongs to the menace.
Unisex fit in black, sizes S through 2XL, printed to order.
Everyone's in the wrong place — some of us just work nights.
Fit & sizing
Unisex, standard fit, sizes S–2XL. Between sizes? Size up. Want it oversized? Size up twice.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.
Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US, typically 7–20 internationally. Tracking number emailed the moment it ships.
Returns
30 days on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. If it arrives damaged or wrong, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included.