Art Prints

Eight matte art prints documenting animals in entirely the wrong place, in 12″ × 18″ ($25) and 16″ × 24″ ($38). Frames not included — both sizes fit standard off-the-shelf frames, which is worth saying out loud before you order.

These are the pieces that play it straight. The Impossible Ascent is rendered in full cinematic detail — rock face, thin light, eight limbs finding holds that should not hold — and from across a room it reads as genuine mountain photography. Borrowed Coats is a formal portrait of two foxes wearing each other's fur, holding the pose with no visible shame. The joke only lands when someone walks close enough to notice.

That makes wall art the safest choice for a home that does not otherwise do jokes, and the most giftable thing here for someone with an actual apartment and opinions about it.

Matte poster stock, low glare, shipped rolled in a tube. Printed to match the artwork closely, though screens vary in calibration — expect a faithful match rather than an exact one. Same characters on tees and mugs. Free US shipping over $35.