Featherweight Division Tee — Flamingo in a Polar Bear Suit T-Shirt
Featherweight Division Tee — Flamingo in a Polar Bear Suit T-Shirt
Free US shipping on orders over $35. Printed to order, so it leaves in 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days across the US, with tracking emailed the moment it ships. 30 days to send it back if it isn't right — and if it turns up damaged or wrong, I replace it at no cost to you. Unsure of your size? Two-minute sizing guide.
A flamingo in a full polar-bear suit, balanced on one leg on an ice floe, punching well above its weight class and refusing to acknowledge it.
A funny animal t-shirt for the small, determined person who keeps showing up in rooms they were not invited to and doing fine.
Unisex fit in black, sizes S through 2XL, printed to order.
Everyone's in the wrong place. Weight class is a suggestion.
Fit & sizing
Unisex, standard fit, sizes S–2XL. Between sizes? Size up. Want it oversized? Size up twice.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.
Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US, typically 7–20 internationally. Tracking number emailed the moment it ships.
Returns
30 days on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. If it arrives damaged or wrong, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included.