Carry On Playing Dead Tote — Koala & Opossum Canvas Tote Bag
Carry On Playing Dead Tote — Koala & Opossum Canvas Tote Bag
Free US shipping on orders over $35. Printed to order, so it leaves in 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days across the US, with tracking emailed the moment it ships. 30 days to send it back if it isn't right — and if it turns up damaged or wrong, I replace it at no cost to you. Unsure of your size? Two-minute sizing guide.
An opossum is committed to the act, limbs out, fully theatrical. Beside it, a koala is simply asleep. Same result, wildly different effort levels.
A natural canvas tote bag for hauling groceries, books, or your own preferred avoidance strategy.
Natural cotton canvas, 15″ x 16″.
Everyone's in the wrong place. Two ways to handle it.
Specs
Natural cotton canvas, 15″ × 16″, with shoulder-length handles. Holds considerably more than it looks like it does.
Care
Spot clean or cold hand wash. Hang to dry. Don't tumble dry — canvas shrinks.
Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US, typically 7–20 internationally. Tracking number emailed the moment it ships.
Returns
30 days in original condition. If it arrives damaged or wrong, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included.