Branch Office Crewneck — Koala & Opossum Sweatshirt
Branch Office Crewneck — Koala & Opossum Sweatshirt
Free US shipping on orders over $35. Printed to order, so it leaves in 2–5 business days, then 3–7 days across the US, with tracking emailed the moment it ships. 30 days to send it back if it isn't right — and if it turns up damaged or wrong, I replace it at no cost to you. Unsure of your size? Two-minute sizing guide.
Two marsupials cling to the wrong branch on the wrong continent, wearing the expression of employees who have decided not to raise it with anyone. Business as usual.
A funny animal crewneck sweatshirt for anyone who has been quietly reassigned to a branch office nobody explained.
Unisex crewneck in black, sizes S through 2XL, printed to order.
Everyone's in the wrong place. Nobody's escalating it.
Fit & sizing
Unisex crewneck, heavyweight fleece, no hood, ribbed cuffs and hem. Sizes S–2XL. Between sizes? Size up.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.
Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US, typically 7–20 internationally. Tracking number emailed the moment it ships.
Returns
30 days on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. If it arrives damaged or wrong, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included.