Every friend group has one. The person who thrives on questionable decisions, has never once been the responsible party in the group chat, and would 100% fight a raccoon for a dropped fry. This gift guide is for them — and for their emotionally unavailable, suspiciously calm counterpart.
For the certified menace
Team Menace runs on chaos, curiosity, and touching things they shouldn't. Start here:
- Trash Panda Sticker — a dumpster-diving panda in a raccoon disguise, $6 and impossible not to laugh at.
- Local Menace Badge Sticker — a die-cut badge of honor for the chaos-goblin in your life.
- Local Menace Mug — eleven ounces of pure menace, printed on a ceramic mug they'll use every single morning.
For the one who found inner peace
Team Zen sips herbal tea, has never raised their voice, and radiates a calm that is, frankly, a little suspicious. This is their aisle:
- Bamboo Raccoon Sticker — a raccoon completely at one with the bamboo, achieving enlightenment roughly eight thousand times faster than the rest of us.
- Inner Peace Badge Sticker — for the friend who has never once escalated a situation.
- Inner Peace Mug — for the calm one, over coffee, every morning.
For the friend who refuses to pick a side
Some people contain both energies. For them:
- The Swap Wraparound Mug — panda on one side, raccoon on the other, the entire habitat mix-up wrapped around one mug.
- The Swap Art Print — a split-panel diptych and the founding document of the whole Wrong Habitat swap. Looks genuinely great framed.
Everything above ships printed to order, and first orders get 15% off with code HABITAT15.