Zero-Tolerance Tide — Dolphin Suit Panda AOP Hoodie
Made to order: printed in 2–5 business days.
Shipping: free US shipping on orders $25+; typically 3–7 business days after printing. Tracking is emailed when it ships.
Support: check sizing before ordering. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded at no cost.
Zero-Tolerance Tide is a Wrong Habitat visitor story from a coral reef after dark. The panda dives in a hand-sewn dolphin suit — air canister, face window and breathing line all stitched into the costume — swimming beside a real dolphin. The dolphin is not fooled. It is showing the panda around anyway. The scene wraps the whole hoodie: front, back, sleeves, hood, pocket and cuffs.
Giving
$2 from this hoodie goes into the Wrong Habitat conservation fund — a set amount from every item, paid out quarterly, with the recipient and the total published on the Giving page. It comes out of what the shop keeps; nothing here is marked up to cover it.
Where it was filed
Every stop on the route so far is in The Panda.
Product features
- 100% polyester, medium weight
- All-over print, cut and sewn so the art runs across the seams
- Kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
- Classic unisex fit, sizes XS–2XL
Sizing
Unisex, classic fit. Between sizes, size up. Don't order off your usual size — "medium" means something different at every brand. Lay flat a hoodie you already like, measure it pit to pit and shoulder to hem, and email those two numbers to wronghabitat365@gmail.com; we'll tell you which size to order. Full method on the Sizing & Fit page.
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach, iron or dry clean
Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships. Free US shipping on orders over $25, which this clears on its own.
Returns
Made to order, so I can't accept a return for change of mind or a wrong size chosen at checkout — please use the sizing help above before ordering. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or not what you ordered, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included, and you do not need to send anything back.