The Quietest Camera — Saola Panda AOP Hoodie

The Quietest Camera is a Wrong Habitat visitor story from the Annamite mountains. On a moonlit night the panda sits by a quiet stream in a hand-sewn saola disguise, beside a real saola and a glowing camera trap. The saola is one of the rarest large mammals on Earth, and science only learned it existed in 1992 — so the panda is keeping very, very still. The scene wraps the whole hoodie: front, back, sleeves, hood, pocket and cuffs.

Giving
$2 from this hoodie goes into the Wrong Habitat conservation fund — a set amount from every item, paid out quarterly, with the recipient and the total published on the Giving page. It comes out of what the shop keeps; nothing here is marked up to cover it.

Where it was filed
Every stop on the route so far is in The Panda.

Product features

• 100% polyester, medium weight
• All-over print, cut and sewn so the art runs across the seams
• Kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
• Classic unisex fit, sizes XS–2XL

Sizing
Unisex, classic fit. Between sizes, size up. Don't order off your usual size — "medium" means something different at every brand. Lay flat a hoodie you already like, measure it pit to pit and shoulder to hem, and email those two numbers to wronghabitat365@gmail.com; we'll tell you which size to order. Full method on the Sizing & Fit page.

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach, iron or dry clean

Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships. Free US shipping on orders over $25, which this clears on its own.

Returns
Made to order, so I can't accept a return for change of mind or a wrong size chosen at checkout — please use the sizing help above before ordering. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or not what you ordered, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included, and you do not need to send anything back.