Gills Before Bills — Heavy Blend Hoodie
Gills Before Bills — Heavy Blend Hoodie
Made to order: printed in 2–5 business days.
Shipping: free US shipping on orders $25+; typically 3–7 business days after printing. Tracking is emailed when it ships.
Support: check sizing before ordering. Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded at no cost.
Gills Before Bills is a Wrong Habitat visitor story from a waterway after dark. A panda in a very committed axolotl disguise rows through lantern-lit water with a route map in tow; the only plan is to follow it, and the mood is quietly thrilled. Printed on a heavyweight blend hoodie, the scene turns a quiet paddle into an everyday layer.
Giving
$2 from this hoodie goes into the Wrong Habitat conservation fund — a set amount from every item, paid out quarterly, with the recipient and the total published on the Giving page. It comes out of what the shop keeps; nothing here is marked up to cover it.
Where it was filed
Under Wetlands, with the other animal stories from the waterline. Every stop on the route so far is in The Panda. Reading for the road: Gifts for People Who Are Always Cold.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and a soft feel
- Classic fit with a double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for everyday carry
- Color-matched drawcord and ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Tear-away label for a smooth neckline
- Made in Bangladesh; printed to order
Sizing
Unisex, classic fit. Between sizes, size up. Don't order off your usual size — "medium" means something different at every brand. Lay flat a hoodie you already like, measure it pit to pit and shoulder to hem, and email those two numbers to wronghabitat365@gmail.com; we'll tell you which size to order. Full method on the Sizing & Fit page.
Size chart — Gildan 18500
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Garment measured flat, in inches. Width: armpit to armpit, one inch below the armhole. Length: highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about an inch either way.
Care
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Made to order
Printed and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US. Tracking is emailed the moment it ships. Free US shipping on orders over $25, which this clears on its own.
Returns
Made to order, so I can't accept a return for change of mind or a wrong size chosen at checkout — please use the sizing help above before ordering. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or not what you ordered, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included, and you do not need to send anything back.