{"product_id":"local-menace-tee","title":"Local Menace Tee — Trash Panda T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA panda, elbow-deep in a knocked-over city trash can, living its best worst life. It should be in a bamboo forest somewhere. It is emphatically not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the trash panda t-shirt for the chaos-goblin friend — the one who thrives on questionable decisions and has never once been the responsible party in the group chat. It comes from the original Wrong Habitat swap, where a panda takes over the alley and a raccoon finds enlightenment in the bamboo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit in black, sizes S through 2XL. Every shirt is printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for a home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEveryone's in the wrong place.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex, standard fit, sizes S–2XL. Between sizes? Size up. Want it oversized? Size up twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US, typically 7–20 internationally. Tracking number emailed the moment it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e30 days on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. If it arrives damaged or wrong, I replace or refund it at no cost to you, shipping included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wrong Habitat","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":47403720179883,"sku":"19320674798409617306","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47403720212651,"sku":"29837841682717233789","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47403720245419,"sku":"71170438289693705457","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47403720278187,"sku":"17922121177858189865","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47403720310955,"sku":"21529485669177566116","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/3192\/0043\/files\/17189432314146946290_2048.jpg?v=1784117935","url":"https:\/\/wronghabitat.shop\/products\/local-menace-tee","provider":"Wrong Habitat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}