{"title":"Totes","description":"\u003cp\u003eFive natural cotton canvas tote bags, 15 by 16 inches, $22 each. Roomy enough for a grocery run, a stack of library books, or a full double life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork sits directly on the canvas rather than on a glossy patch, so it reads like a proper print rather than a transfer. Each tote takes the widest version of its pairing: a penguin loaded with desert gear standing beside a camel loaded with snow gear, right on the line where sand meets ice. A mountain goat in a full diving rig next to an octopus kitted out for climbing, both of whom have clearly been to a shop and neither of whom asked a single follow-up question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTotes are the most-used gift in the shop — the thing that gets carried weekly rather than admired occasionally — and they fall inside \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-under-30\"\u003egifts under $30\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order in 2–5 business days. Free US shipping over $35, which one tote plus any \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mugs\"\u003emug\u003c\/a\u003e or two \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\"\u003estickers\u003c\/a\u003e will clear.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"packed-for-the-wrong-climate-tote","title":"Packed for the Wrong Climate Tote — Camel \u0026 Penguin Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eA hump-disguised penguin carrying desert gear stands beside a penguin-disguised camel carrying snow gear, right on the line where sand meets ice. Both packed carefully. Both packed wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA natural canvas tote bag for groceries, books, gym kit, or a full double life. Roomy enough to over-prepare for the wrong weather.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNatural cotton canvas, 15″ x 16″.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEveryone's in the wrong place. 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