{"title":"The Octopus","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDestination: not yet visited.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCold open water, forty feet down, very little light. The resident here has three hearts, blue blood, and eight arms that solve problems without checking with the brain first. It tastes with its skin. It can fit through any gap wider than its beak, which is the only hard part of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA panda has none of these features. A panda is one heart, four limbs and a great deal of density. It would sink, and it would be the only thing down here unable to change shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing from this stop is in the shop yet. The panda is out at six other stops right now — see \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/the-tour\"\u003eThe Tour\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\"\u003eeverything that's live\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eField notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/octopus-gifts\"\u003eOctopus Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-gifts-for-climbers-and-divers\"\u003eGifts for Climbers and Divers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/3192\/0043\/collections\/eight-ways-up-octopus-tee-mockup.png?v=1789342076","url":"https:\/\/wronghabitat.shop\/collections\/the-octopus.oembed","provider":"Wrong Habitat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}