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Mirrored exactly: a polar bear in flamingo feathers wading a tropical lagoon, enormous, extremely pink, and entirely convinced this is working.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFive pieces: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/featherweight-division-tee\"\u003eFeatherweight Division Tee\u003c\/a\u003e ($32), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/tropical-camouflage-crewneck\"\u003eTropical Camouflage Crewneck\u003c\/a\u003e ($40), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/one-leg-over-the-line-tote\"\u003eOne Leg Over the Line Tote\u003c\/a\u003e ($22), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/after-hours-habitat-mug\"\u003eAfter-Hours Habitat Mug\u003c\/a\u003e ($17) and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/opposite-ends-poster\"\u003eOpposite Ends\u003c\/a\u003e art print ($25–$38).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe strongest mirror-image pairing in the range, and the one that works best as wall art — the print puts both halves side by side and lets the symmetry do the work. 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