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The camels are undeterred.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFive pieces: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/heat-check-tee\"\u003eHeat Check Tee\u003c\/a\u003e ($32), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/colony-transfer-crewneck\"\u003eColony Transfer Crewneck\u003c\/a\u003e ($40), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/packed-for-the-wrong-climate-tote\"\u003ePacked for the Wrong Climate Tote\u003c\/a\u003e ($22), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/morning-migration-mug\"\u003eMorning Migration Mug\u003c\/a\u003e ($17) and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-long-commute-poster\"\u003eThe Long Commute\u003c\/a\u003e art print ($25–$38).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the pairing for anyone who has moved somewhere with the wrong wardrobe and refused to admit it: the person who wore shorts through their first Midwest winter, or packed a parka for Phoenix. 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