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Both are doing it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFive pieces: the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/peak-performance-tee\"\u003ePeak Performance Tee\u003c\/a\u003e ($32), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pressure-test-crewneck\"\u003ePressure Test Crewneck\u003c\/a\u003e ($40), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/carry-on-depth-tote\"\u003eCarry-On Depth Tote\u003c\/a\u003e ($22), the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/surface-tension-mug\"\u003eSurface Tension Mug\u003c\/a\u003e ($17) and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-impossible-ascent-poster\"\u003eThe Impossible Ascent\u003c\/a\u003e ($25–$38).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe right pairing for climbers, divers, and anyone doing a difficult thing they are not obviously built for and continuing regardless. Climbers get the tee. Divers get the mug, where the ocean floor rises directly into a summit with no reasonable transition and the horizon line never breaks. People who do both get the crewneck. The Impossible Ascent reads as genuine mountain art from across a room and only gives itself up close, which makes it the safe gift for a home that does not otherwise do jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore pairings: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/arctic-fox-fennec-fox\"\u003eArctic \u0026amp; Fennec Fox\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/koala-opossum\"\u003eKoala \u0026amp; Opossum\u003c\/a\u003e. Free US shipping over $35.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"peak-performance-tee","title":"Peak Performance Tee — Octopus \u0026 Mountain Goat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn octopus hauls itself up a mountain peak on eight extremely unsuitable limbs while, somewhere below, a mountain goat treads deep open water. Neither animal is built for this. 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