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Both animals respond to a bad situation the same way — by becoming unavailable — which is either a coping strategy or a personality, and the mug does not take a position on which. The Switchboard print plays it as a formal diagram of the great marsupial mix-up, deadpan enough to hang in an office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore pairings: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/polar-bear-flamingo\"\u003ePolar Bear \u0026amp; Flamingo\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/octopus-mountain-goat\"\u003eOctopus \u0026amp; Mountain Goat\u003c\/a\u003e. Free US shipping over $35.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"playing-habitat-tee","title":"Playing Habitat Tee — Koala \u0026 Opossum T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA koala and an opossum swap trees, tails, and roughly one entire hemisphere between them. Neither seems to have registered the scale of what just happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny marsupial t-shirt for anyone who has made a very large life change with very little ceremony.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit in black, sizes S through 2XL, printed to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEveryone's in the wrong place. Hemispheres included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex, standard fit, sizes S–2XL. Between sizes? Size up. Want it oversized? Size up twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted and packed in 2–5 business days, then shipped — 3–7 business days within the US, typically 7–20 internationally. 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