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Penguins crossing the desert in strapped-on camel humps, an octopus most of the way up a mountain, a flamingo in a full polar-bear suit refusing to acknowledge the weight class problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSix pairings, forty-three pieces, all drawn by one person and printed to order — nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for a home. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/tees\"\u003eT-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/crewnecks\"\u003ecrewnecks\u003c\/a\u003e in unisex S–2XL, 11oz wraparound \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mugs\"\u003emugs\u003c\/a\u003e, natural canvas \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/totes\"\u003etotes\u003c\/a\u003e, matte \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/art-prints\"\u003eart prints\u003c\/a\u003e and weatherproof die-cut \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\"\u003estickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick a side — \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/team-menace\"\u003eTeam Menace\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/team-zen\"\u003eTeam Zen\u003c\/a\u003e — or shop by budget: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-under-15\"\u003eunder $15\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-under-30\"\u003eunder $30\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-under-50\"\u003eunder $50\u003c\/a\u003e. 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